It’s been a long time coming but I finally have content ready for the site. Let’s just say it took longer than I intended, and I’ll most definitely be cashing in this nap time card tomorrow. I plan on posting at least once a week in either the form of random shit, book updates or maybe even a proper article once in a while. I’ll probably run my mouth off about writing, video games, space exploration and anime as these topics are usually engaged in a fierce weaponized version of bumper cars up in my imaginatorium. Side note: weaponized bumper cars is a fantastic idea. Only medieval instruments of death are allowed. I imagine the end result would look like this.
Anyway I’ve got a lot to look forward to on this site and I hope the same holds true for yourself. If all goes according to plan I’ll be posting my full novel on this site, At Eternity’s Gate, maybe under the option of pay what you want. That’s right ladies and exobiotic parasitic lifeforms, you may very well be able to enter in any number between $0.00-$1 trillion dollars and receive a fantastically crafted work of science fiction. Let’s hope for the best. After Eternity’s Gate comes out there are two more books in the series and that’s far from the end of stories I have to tell. Until then enjoy whatever surfaces on the site and check out the first two official posts.
1. At Eternity’s Gate Chapters 1-3 are ready for download. I know, try not to shit your pants with excitement.
2. Attack on House Fly: Adopting Heroic Anime Personality Traits to Conquer Your Life
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